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Shrinkage and Care

Our shirts are made from the highest quality cloth on the market and are 100% Cotton*. No crappy iron ons, seconds or irregulars here. They may shrink about half a size when washed.

You must wash our shirts in cold water with similar colors and dry on low heat to minimize shrinkage. Washing your shirts inside out will prolong the life of your t-shirt as well as help prevent color bleeding, which is more likely to occur on darker, richer colors.

*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.

Shirt Sizes and Specs

We have more styles, colors and sizes than any other offensive t-shirt site on the net! Find a shirt you like and customize it to fit your personal fashion preferences. Now you can wear shirts you actually look good in when offending innocent townsfolks.

ShirtMeasurementsAll shirt Widths measured from under the arms (chest) while laid flat. All Lengths measured from bottom of shirt to the highest point of the shoulder. If you're unsure what size to buy, try measuring a similar shirt that you already own, that fits well, and compare those measurements to the size chart.

These measurements are approximate and are accurate for the majority of the shirts we print and ship. The exact measurements can and do vary slightly.

Our Classic Heavyweight Tee for a roomy, classic fit is is a 6.1 oz of soft, 100% combed ring-spun cotton. The mid-weight semi-fitted tee is the fit of choice for those who want a thinner, slimmer fit, and is also made of soft, 100% combed ring-spun cotton.

*Exceptions: Scroll down and read the comments under each style below for exceptions.

Mens Styles

Men's Heavyweight Classic Tee

All colors of the Heavyweight Tee are available up to 4XL
*Black and White are also available in 5XL

 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
WIDTH
18"
20"
22"
24"
26"
28"
30"
31.25"
LENGTH
26.25"
28"
28.5"
29.5"
32"
32"
35"
35.5"

The Men's Beefy Tee is manufactured by Hanes (model# 5180), made of 6.1 oz 100% cotton*, preshrunk, and is ring-spun for super softness. Tightly knit for smoothness and strength. Full cut assures roomy comfort. Durable double-stitch trim and shoulder-to-shoulder taping prevents unraveling and rip-out. * The Charcoal tee is 60% cotton/40% polyester. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.

Mens Premium (Semi-Fitted) Tee

Available in S-3XL

 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
WIDTH
18"
20"
22"
24"
26"
28"
LENGTH
28.25"
29.25"
30.25"
31.25"
32.25"
33.25"

Next Level (model 3600) or Bella Canvas 3001. It is softer and thinner than our Beefy Tee, so it does drape better (if you like that sort of thing). The dimensions of the chest are about the same as our Beefy Tee, but the sleeves are both narrower and shorter and the ab area feels slightly narrower. Shrinks an average of half a size in the wash. Some might call this a "retail fit". If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.

Men's Tall Tee

Available in XL-3XL (* also available in 4XL)

 
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
WIDTH
24"
26"
28"
30"
LENGTH
34"
36"
37"
38"

The Men's Tall Tee is manufactured by Hanes 5180T or Gildan 2000T), made of 6.1 oz 100% preshrunk cotton*, shoulder to shoulder taping, coverseamed neck and double-needle stitch hem. *Steel is made of 90% cotton/10% polyester. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.

Men's Hoodie (Hooded Sweatshirt)

Available in S-3XL

 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
3XL
WIDTH
21"
22.5"
25"
26.5"
29"
30"
LENGTH
26.5"
27.5"
28"
29"
30"
32"

The Men's Hoodie is manufactured by Gildan (model # 18500), cotton-rich outside, with pure plush cotton inside for soothing softness. Plus, it's crafted for low-pill durablility with patented high-stitch fleece. Black is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester; Charcoal is 65% Cotton/35% Polyester. The weight is 10 oz. Roomy pouch pocket keeps hands warm and keys convenient. Ribbed cuffs and relaxed waistband stretch for shape-keeping fit. Two-needle stitching reinforces all the right places. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.

Unisex Tank

Available in S-2XL

 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
18.25"
20.25"
22.25"
24.25"
26.25"
LENGTH
27"
28"
29"
30"
31"

The Unisex Tank is manufactured by Bella Canvas, and is 100% airlume combed and ring spun cotton, 32 singles. The weight is 4.2 oz. and is side seamed with a retail fit. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.

WOMANS STYLES

Women's Perfect Tee

Available in S-XXL

 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
16.25"
17.25"
18.25"
19.75"
21.25"
LENGTH
25.35"
26"
26.60"
27.25"
27.75"

RUN'S SMALL. ORDER 1-2 SIZES UP or COMPARE A TEE YOU LOVE TO THE CHART. The Women's Perfect Tee is manufactured by Next Level 3900, made of 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 32 singles at 4.3 oz. 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar. This fabric is super soft, with slightly shorter sleeves that is a fitted, feminine shape. A perfect shirt! RUN'S SMALL. ORDER 1-2 SIZES UP or COMPARE A TEE YOU LOVE TO THE CHART.

Women's Racerback Tank

Available in S-2XL

 
Small
Med
Large
XL
2XL
WIDTH
15.00"
16.00"
17.00"
18.00"
19.00"
LENGTH
27.5"
28"
28.5"
29"
29.5"

RUN'S SMALL. ORDER 1-2 SIZES UP or COMPARE A TANK YOU LOVE TO THE CHART. The Women's Racerback Tank is manufactured by Next Level 1533, and is 100% airlume combed and ring spun cotton, 32 singles. The weight is 4.2 oz. and is side seamed with a retail fit. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit. RUN'S SMALL. ORDER 1-2 SIZES UP or COMPARE A TANK YOU LOVE TO THE CHART.

BABY STYLES

Baby Tees

Available in 0-6, 6-12, 12-18 months, 2T, 3T, and 4T.

 
6M
12M
18M
2T
3T
4T
WIDTH
10"
11"
12"
13"
14"
15"
LENGTH
12.5"
13.5"
14.5"
15.5"
16.5"
17.5"

The Baby Tee (Colors Black, White, Pink, and Blue) is manufactured by Rabbit Skins, made of 4.5-ounce, 100% combed ring spun cotton fine jersey, Topstitch ribbed collar, Side seamed, Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and Double-needle sleeves and hem. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.

Baby Onesies

Available in 0-6, 6-12 months.

 
6M
12M
WIDTH
8.75"
9.75"
LENGTH
12.5"
13.5"

The Baby Onesies (Colors White, Pink, Red and Blue) is manufactured by Rabbit Skins, made of 4.5-ounce, 100% combed ring spun cotton fine jersey, Topstitch ribbed collar, Side seamed, Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and Double-needle sleeves and hem. If we have having problems stocking this model, we reserve the right to substitute something of equal quality and fit.