Collection: DRY HUMOR

I'm A Man Of Few

I'll Eat It

I Was Voted Class Orthodontist At Clown College

I Was Told There Would Be Hotter Chicks Here

I Want To Go Home

I Want Someone To Blow Me For Who I Am

I Support Balloon Animal Rights

I Put The Christ Ma! In Christmas.

I Pound Beers For Jesus

I Pack Normally But I Move In Mysterious Ways

I Love Bush! (The Foliage Not The President)- And I Don't Mean Foliage The Way You May Think

I Just Support Fish

I Joined The Mile High Club (If That Means Tickling The Pilot)

I Enjoy Entertainment

I Didn't Buy This Shirt Because It Says Fuck On It. I Bought It Because It Says Fuck On It Twice.

I Can't Believe I Slept With Three People Or More To Get This Job

I Can Run An 11 Minute Mile

I Am The Ninja Your Parents Warned You About

I Am Not A Duck

I Am Here

Hitler - Evil Hitler

Hippopottymouth

Hey You. Yeah You. No Not You... That Other Guy.

Henry Winkler - Henry Blinker

He Might Find A Rabbit In There - But He'll Never Find Dignity

Happy Fonza!

Hancock Blocker

Had I Known I Would Have Worn Something Nicer.

God Hates Chimps Who Love Dolphins

Gandhi Cheeseburger

Fuck Bald Eagles

Follow Your Dream

Edward Thompson

Earth Kicks Ass

Dresses Like Shit

Dear God - Fuck You