Collection: DRY HUMOR

Hitler Was Right - Donuts Are Delicious!

Here's A Table Jesus Made Before That Whole Savior

Crop Killa

Cover Me!

Cliffhangers Are

Burt Reynolds (Tom Selleck)

Bros Before Hoes (Except When Real Hoes Are Involved)

At Least I'm Out Doing Things

Ask Your Dealer If Marijuana Is Right For You

Am I Still Here?

Active Shooter

We Will Always Have This Moment

This Is My Clone

If You Can Read This The Bitch Didn't Fall Off - Actually Her Parents Are In Town And She Wanted...

I'm Suspending Disbelief Until Further Notice

High On Life (And Glue)

People Are Everywhere

271st Responder

I'm Here To Kill You - Next Time Keep That Chain Letter Going

My Preferred Pronouns Are Thou And Thine

Ask Me About How You Can Increase My Penis Size

I'm Just Pretending To Be A Poser

Unorthodox Jews

03687 Days Since The Last Time I Gave A Shit

I Didn't Get A Gift Receipt.

Be Kind (Of An Asshole)

I Stole Your Identity And Now My Life Sucks

I Will Not Remember Any Of This

In Case Of Fire Look On Back - I Said In Case Of Fire Dumbass

Fuck Y**!

Preguntame Lo Que Dice Esta Playera

I Can't Hear Anything You're Saying

They're Real But The Shirt Is Fake

We Don't All Live In a Yellow Submarine

Finally A Christmas Shirt I Can Wear All Year

Don't Let Fear Stop You From Having A Good Time