Collection: DRY HUMOR

Let's Fight Some Ballerinas

Land Seahorse

I'm The Asshole In The Comments Section

I'm Not A Guitar Hero I Was Just Doing My Job

I Was Young And I Needed The Money (Paper Route)

I Keep Forgetting About Dre

I Just Want That Special Someone Who Won't Press Charges

I Just Support Fish

I Am The Path Of Least Resistance

Hitler Was Right - Donuts Are Delicious!

Here's A Table Jesus Made Before That Whole Savior

Dear God - Fuck You

Cover Me!

Cliffhangers Are

Burt Reynolds (Tom Selleck)

Bros Before Hoes (Except When Real Hoes Are Involved)

At Least I'm Out Doing Things

Ask Your Dealer If Marijuana Is Right For You

Am I Still Here?

Active Shooter

We Will Always Have This Moment

This Is My Clone

If You Can Read This The Bitch Didn't Fall Off - Actually Her Parents Are In Town And She Wanted...

I'm Suspending Disbelief Until Further Notice

High On Life (And Glue)

People Are Everywhere

271st Responder

I'm Here To Kill You - Next Time Keep That Chain Letter Going

My Preferred Pronouns Are Thou And Thine

Ask Me About How You Can Increase My Penis Size

I'm Here For The Wrong Reasons

I'm Just Pretending To Be A Poser

Unorthodox Jews

I Didn't Get A Gift Receipt.

Be Kind (Of An Asshole)

This Shirt Doesn't Make Sense And Neither Does This Apple