Collection: ADULTS

Your Mom Is A Whore - Merry Christmas

I Just Hope They Don't Put Tariffs On My Asian Hooker

Ai Wrote This Shirt For Me

I Fucked The Girl In Hanson

Put The Chris Back In Christmas

Anyone Need To Earn Money For Rent?

Slinky Wins!

Greetings From Santa's Workshop (China)

My Marxist Feminist Dialectic Brings All The Boys To The Yard

I Need A Girl Who Can Handle My Load

I Shaved My Balls For This?

She Beats Me

Moo (Chicken)

I Bring Nothing To The Table

The Kermit Dissection

Tool (Not The Band I'm Just A Tool)

Holy Fucking Shit

I'm Pro Mid-term Abortion

I'd Rather Be Insurrecting

This Thanksgiving I'm Just Thankful

Stare At Me In Disgust

Fuck You And Your Non-Offensive T-Shirt

Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful - Hate Me Because I Fucked Your Dad

This Election Remember To Exercise Your Right

There's An Amber Alert In My Pants

If Jesus Comes Back - We'll Kill Him Again

Stop Clubbing Baby Seals

If It Looks Like An Ass And Acts Like An Ass (Democratic Donkey Logo)

When Life Hands You: High Fructose Corn Syrup Citric Acid... Make Lemonade

Bad Samaritan

If You Have A Whistle Now Is The Time

Shittles - Taste The Asshole

Kobe (Shaq)

Fucking Classy

I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee - Ground Up And In The Freezer

Happy Birthday Santa