Collection: ADULTS

Jefferson's Starship

Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy

Dressed For Failure

Who Needs Drugs? No Seriously I Have Drugs

It's Never Too Late To Be A Disappointment

Chuck Norris

Not Tonight Ladies I'm Just Here To Get Drunk

I'm Cute? No Shit

I Heart Transitive Pictograph Verbalizations

Oprah Recommends My Dick

I May Have Alzheimer's But At Least I Don't Have Alzheimer's

I'll Be Using These To My Advantage

Let's Keep Tits Real

I'm Not Gay - I Only Help Out When They Are Busy

I Wear This Just To Piss Off The Midgets

Spock Blocker

Attention Fast Food Employee

Respect Bitches

My Other Girlfriend Is Much Hotter

I'D Only End Up Hurting You

Could You Come Back In A Few Beers?

I Surfed The Tsunami

Oprah Never Gave Me Shit

Those Roofies Should Be Kicking In Right About Now

Reminder - Buy More Beer

Don't Neglect The Balls

Good For 1 Free Lap Dance

Your Girlfriend May Be Hot But Wait Till You See My Train Set

Stop Jew On Jew Violence

America's Next Top Coke Whore

I Like Ribbons

My Body Your Choice

I Quit Drinking (In Public)

Ghosting Means Never Having To Say Goodbye

Didgeridoo Hero

I Hate Fake People